
I'd have said "I do not believe in fairies" in hopes that she'd drop down dead, but we were at gay mardi gras, and it might not have gone over well. I think that Bitch Cassidy there might have kicked my ass.
I totally win.
Step 2: Find others who are less awesome.*
Step 3: Say (to yourself, or to your friends) "I totally win." Others may then look around and try to figure out who you have "won" against.
Step #4: Find a clever and stealthy way to snap a picture of this person.
Step #5: Email that picture (and a story about the picture) to itotallywin@gmail.com.
*You can only "win" against someone when you're judging them based on things they have control over. Their hair, their clothes, their makeup, the way they are acting, or some other embarrassing self-"controled" quality the may be exhibiting are all worthy of a "win".
Mental and physical disabilities don't count. Mere ugliness doesn't count. Morbid obesity does count, though it might not be featured on the site unless that person also has some other losing qualities going on (a mullet or a face tattoo, for example).
In case you can't tell, the up-beat beauty on the left is dressed as Tinker Bell, that is, if Tink was a lesbian hooker with a taste for Jim Beam.
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