Dash away all!

Thanks again, to Rachel for this submission.

The Obvious - I truley believe only the stupidest and most attention desprate person on the planet would add extensions to only the sides of their head. I felt like grabbing one in each hand and shaking them while yelling out "On Dancer on Prancer..."

The less obvious but perhaps even more annoying - The Strap Perfect. I have one of these things, they are very useful in keeping bra straps underwraps when you wear a racerback shirt so you can avoid going out in public looking like a total skank. This skank decided to use hers under a regular tank-top so that we could all get a clear view of her bright blue bra straps.

I totally win.

I totally agree.

He wasn't the only one about to be strangled

So is was sitting in the theater enjoying some gummi bears while I waited for the movie to start.

With plenty of time before the show started, a very reserved and normal-looking family quickly came in and quietly found their way to their seats. They then sat down and prepared for the movie to begin.

Just kidding.

What actually happened was that with very little time to spare before showtime this family with every shade of wacky hair cut (mowhawk, combover, unneccesarrily long braid) slowly wandered in and very loudly debated with eachother over wear to sit. The man with the combover was the only one with any sense and chose to sit apart from the rest of his group. This prompted what I can only assume was some sort of wife or something to begin strangling him.

For a moment I began wondering if this was some sort of Improv Everywhere stunt. For a moment I also considered throwing my gummi bears at these people. The only thing stopping me from doing so was my undying love of gummi bears.

I totally win.

You look like a horse's ass.

Look at this guy. Does he not realize that he looks retarded with his cell phone clipped to his pocket like that?

Double our terror, double our fun

These two ladies were found wandering around Disney's California Adventure in CA. It took us a while to get a good shot of these twins (lots of ducking in and out of shops and hiding behind trash cans). Eventually we made it far enough ahead of them that my friend could fake pose for a picture just so we could get them in the shot. I think the efforts were worth it.

I think that considering the nearly matching outfits, the horrible boots/socks/shorts combo, and the hair that cannot even be managed by an entire army of humongous, brightly colored scrunchies, it's safe to say that I totally win.