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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Viva la Hoedown!

I don't know about you, but I have never once dressed like this to go to dinner at a Mexican restaurant. I don't usually end up in costume until after the margaritas.

"Sorry honey, I thought you said we were wearing the pink outfits tonight. But hey, at least I remembered the lawn chairs!"

I totally win.

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How to Totally Win:

Step 1: Be awesome.

Step 2: Find others who are less awesome.*

Step 3: Say (to yourself, or to your friends) "I totally win." Others may then look around and try to figure out who you have "won" against.

Step #4: Find a clever and stealthy way to snap a picture of this person.

Step #5: Email that picture (and a story about the picture) to itotallywin@gmail.com.

*You can only "win" against someone when you're judging them based on things they have control over. Their hair, their clothes, their makeup, the way they are acting, or some other embarrassing self-"controled" quality the may be exhibiting are all worthy of a "win".

Mental and physical disabilities don't count. Mere ugliness doesn't count. Morbid obesity does count, though it might not be featured on the site unless that person also has some other losing qualities going on (a mullet or a face tattoo, for example).

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Viva la Hoedown!

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