Like mother, like daughter... unfortunately

Rachel is on a bit of a submission roll these days. She sends in this pair of photos of a mother and daughter pair with some in-your-face pairs of their own.

We spotted this tween in line for Indiana Jones. We couldn't figure it out, the acid washed cut-offs with the pockets that are longer than the denim; the midriff shirt; and wait, is she even wearing a bra? What kind of mother lets her 13 year old daughter out of the house dressed like a slutty high school senior circa 1992? Then we saw the girls cleavage rich leather handbag- i mean - mother. Really lady, I don't think the sun hat is helping at this point.

The sun hat is just so that google earth can't find her boobs. She's very modest.

He wasn't the only one about to be strangled

So is was sitting in the theater enjoying some gummi bears while I waited for the movie to start.

With plenty of time before the show started, a very reserved and normal-looking family quickly came in and quietly found their way to their seats. They then sat down and prepared for the movie to begin.

Just kidding.

What actually happened was that with very little time to spare before showtime this family with every shade of wacky hair cut (mowhawk, combover, unneccesarrily long braid) slowly wandered in and very loudly debated with eachother over wear to sit. The man with the combover was the only one with any sense and chose to sit apart from the rest of his group. This prompted what I can only assume was some sort of wife or something to begin strangling him.

For a moment I began wondering if this was some sort of Improv Everywhere stunt. For a moment I also considered throwing my gummi bears at these people. The only thing stopping me from doing so was my undying love of gummi bears.

I totally win.

"We wear these matching outfits so we can see each other more easily in a crowd."

Camouflage worn by civilians is always the wrong answer.

Matching outfits tend to be the wrong answer as well.

However, through some ironic twist, camouflage outfits are even more wrong when they do not match.