Piles of garbage everywhere, trash in the sink, loose papers on the counter, toppled over pictures, stacks of old magazines, and some sort of demon dog statue? In the exam room???
I totally win.
Step 2: Find others who are less awesome.*
Step 3: Say (to yourself, or to your friends) "I totally win." Others may then look around and try to figure out who you have "won" against.
Step #4: Find a clever and stealthy way to snap a picture of this person.
Step #5: Email that picture (and a story about the picture) to itotallywin@gmail.com.
*You can only "win" against someone when you're judging them based on things they have control over. Their hair, their clothes, their makeup, the way they are acting, or some other embarrassing self-"controled" quality the may be exhibiting are all worthy of a "win".
Mental and physical disabilities don't count. Mere ugliness doesn't count. Morbid obesity does count, though it might not be featured on the site unless that person also has some other losing qualities going on (a mullet or a face tattoo, for example).
What do you suppose the Dr. would use binoculars for in his medical practice? Hmmm . . .
ReplyDeleteI love that he has a book called, "Winner"... I wonder, is it his autobiography?
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