We spotted this tween in line for Indiana Jones. We couldn't figure it out, the acid washed cut-offs with the pockets that are longer than the denim; the midriff shirt; and wait, is she even wearing a bra? What kind of mother lets her 13 year old daughter out of the house dressed like a slutty high school senior circa 1992? Then we saw the girls cleavage rich leather handbag- i mean - mother. Really lady, I don't think the sun hat is helping at this point.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Like mother, like daughter... unfortunately
Rachel is on a bit of a submission roll these days. She sends in this pair of photos of a mother and daughter pair with some in-your-face pairs of their own.
The sun hat is just so that google earth can't find her boobs. She's very modest.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Dash away all!
Thanks again, to Rachel for this submission.
The Obvious - I truley believe only the stupidest and most attention desprate person on the planet would add extensions to only the sides of their head. I felt like grabbing one in each hand and shaking them while yelling out "On Dancer on Prancer..."The less obvious but perhaps even more annoying - The Strap Perfect. I have one of these things, they are very useful in keeping bra straps underwraps when you wear a racerback shirt so you can avoid going out in public looking like a total skank. This skank decided to use hers under a regular tank-top so that we could all get a clear view of her bright blue bra straps.I totally win.
I totally agree.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
The sad thing about camera phones...
... is that my phone was not ready quickly enough to get the picture I wanted, as this young man readied himself to go through airport security... and as I waited for him to zig (or zag, whichever you prefer) back toward me, the camera shut itself off. I waited until he was about to pass between both signs... snapped early. By the time the camera reset, he was obscured by about ten other people.
What you can't (entirely) see:
*The shirt has a fake vest printed on it.
*The hat is a ships captains hat
*Bright green back-pack.
*"WTF" faces of everyone near him.
I totally win.
*The shirt has a fake vest printed on it.
*The hat is a ships captains hat
*Bright green back-pack.
*"WTF" faces of everyone near him.
I totally win.
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The Horror at 37000 feet,
You wore THAT?
Friday, August 28, 2009
Weight a minute
I subscribe to the belief that there are very few instances in which it is acceptable for a person to not remain fully dressed in a communal gym. I also believe that people should remain full clothed at their place of work. Also, loud extended cell phone conversations are rarely acceptable in any public space... especially if the cause you to occupy the only available weight bench in the area.
I totally win.
He wasn't the only one about to be strangled
So is was sitting in the theater enjoying some gummi bears while I waited for the movie to start.
With plenty of time before the show started, a very reserved and normal-looking family quickly came in and quietly found their way to their seats. They then sat down and prepared for the movie to begin.
Just kidding.
What actually happened was that with very little time to spare before showtime this family with every shade of wacky hair cut (mowhawk, combover, unneccesarrily long braid) slowly wandered in and very loudly debated with eachother over wear to sit. The man with the combover was the only one with any sense and chose to sit apart from the rest of his group. This prompted what I can only assume was some sort of wife or something to begin strangling him.
For a moment I began wondering if this was some sort of Improv Everywhere stunt. For a moment I also considered throwing my gummi bears at these people. The only thing stopping me from doing so was my undying love of gummi bears.
I totally win.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Can you win against a dog?
Rachel sends us this picture along with the above question and the following description:
"Can you win against a dog? Because if so, I do. Two front casts to the elbows, pink socks (with little smiley faces) to keep the casts clean, blue circus collar so she doesn't bite at the casts, and (not pictured) a matching blue diaper. But I guess technically she had no control over these things. I did. Maybe it's you who totally wins."
I don't think I can award you the points for this one, Rachel, seeing as how you were the one who broke the poor dog's legs in the first place. What? She jumped out of your arms and onto the hard floor all on her own? A likely story. Tell it to Ugly Dog Protective Services. They should be arriving any minute now.
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And for my next act...,
Animalicious,
You wore THAT?
Sunday, August 23, 2009
You look like a horse's ass.
Look at this guy. Does he not realize that he looks retarded with his cell phone clipped to his pocket like that?
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Fwavor FWAAAAVE!
While not technically a person, I think it's safe to assume that compared to anyone who would actually buy these for their child I totally win.
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You're too young for that
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
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