The sad thing about camera phones...

... is that my phone was not ready quickly enough to get the picture I wanted, as this young man readied himself to go through airport security... and as I waited for him to zig (or zag, whichever you prefer) back toward me, the camera shut itself off. I waited until he was about to pass between both signs... snapped early. By the time the camera reset, he was obscured by about ten other people.

What you can't (entirely) see:
*The shirt has a fake vest printed on it.
*The hat is a ships captains hat
*Bright green back-pack.
*"WTF" faces of everyone near him.

I totally win.