While not technically a person, I think it's safe to assume that compared to anyone who would actually buy these for their child I totally win.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
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How to Totally Win:
Step 1: Be awesome.
Step 2: Find others who are less awesome.*
Step 3: Say (to yourself, or to your friends) "I totally win." Others may then look around and try to figure out who you have "won" against.
Step #4: Find a clever and stealthy way to snap a picture of this person.
Step #5: Email that picture (and a story about the picture) to itotallywin@gmail.com.
*You can only "win" against someone when you're judging them based on things they have control over. Their hair, their clothes, their makeup, the way they are acting, or some other embarrassing self-"controled" quality the may be exhibiting are all worthy of a "win".
Mental and physical disabilities don't count. Mere ugliness doesn't count. Morbid obesity does count, though it might not be featured on the site unless that person also has some other losing qualities going on (a mullet or a face tattoo, for example).
Archive of Winnings
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- Please stop forcing me to pay attention to you (3)
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- The family that loses together... (3)
- The Horror at 37000 feet (1)
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- This is hardly the time for such things (3)
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- What's that behind you? (1)
- What's that in your hands? (1)
- You wore THAT? (11)
- You're an even bigger slob than I am (1)
- You're too old for that (1)
- You're too young for that (2)
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